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All posts tagged
mitt-romney
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December 4, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #5: The Stolen Election
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November 14, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Fade Out/Fade In
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November 12, 2012The Grapes of Mitt
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November 1, 2012A Financial Economist Talks About Things We Should Know: Romney’s Tax Plan: Where’s the Extra $3 Trillion?
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October 29, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “America should obviously keep killing terrorists. That’s retribution, baby!”
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October 24, 2012Monologue: Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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October 19, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: In Battalions
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September 25, 2012Mid-Season Review of Hit Television Series American Election 2012
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August 16, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Those Hypnic Jerks
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July 30, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: The Lost Hope Diet
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I