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mitt-romney
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October 13, 2020I’m a Principled Republican Senator and I’m Suddenly Troubled By the Current State of Politics
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December 4, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #5: The Stolen Election
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November 14, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Fade Out/Fade In
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November 12, 2012The Grapes of Mitt
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November 1, 2012A Financial Economist Talks About Things We Should Know: Romney’s Tax Plan: Where’s the Extra $3 Trillion?
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October 29, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “America should obviously keep killing terrorists. That’s retribution, baby!”
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October 24, 2012Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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October 19, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: In Battalions
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September 25, 2012Mid-Season Review of Hit Television Series American Election 2012
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August 16, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Those Hypnic Jerks
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days