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All posts tagged
mitt-romney
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October 13, 2020I’m a Principled Republican Senator and I’m Suddenly Troubled By the Current State of Politics
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December 4, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #5: The Stolen Election
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November 14, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Fade Out/Fade In
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November 12, 2012The Grapes of Mitt
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November 1, 2012A Financial Economist Talks About Things We Should Know: Romney’s Tax Plan: Where’s the Extra $3 Trillion?
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October 29, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “America should obviously keep killing terrorists. That’s retribution, baby!”
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October 24, 2012Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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October 19, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: In Battalions
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September 25, 2012Mid-Season Review of Hit Television Series American Election 2012
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August 16, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Those Hypnic Jerks
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex