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August 1, 2023Captain Ahab’s Third Hour Playing the Claw Machine at Dave & Buster’s
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March 8, 2022Captain Ahab, Woman
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November 17, 2021I’m Captain Ahab and I Say We Must Never Transition Away from a Whale-Based Energy Industry
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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March 20, 2020Famous Works of Literature Revised for the Age of Coronavirus
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October 13, 2011The Other Whale Tale
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June 16, 2008Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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