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  • March 4, 2020
    I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God
    by Keith Rubin
  • February 5, 2020
    I’ll Have to Vote For Trump Because the Democrats Are Too Liberal and Also Because I’m Possessed By the Demon Abaddon and His Army of Locusts
    by Andrew Williams
  • January 28, 2020
    Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
    by Susie Aquilina
  • November 12, 2019
    Liberals Must Stop Condemning My Moral Cowardice and General Ineptitude
    by José Ferrer
  • October 15, 2019
    Bernie’s Policies Are Good, But How Can He Appeal to the Absolute Worst People Ever?
    by Camden Paillot
  • August 9, 2019
    We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
    by David Howard
  • August 1, 2019
    I Am Running for President and My Message to the American People Is Simple: Please Don’t Yell at Me
    by Bob Vulfov
  • July 31, 2019
    We Can’t Risk Losing to Donald Trump By Believing In Anything
    by Chandler Dean
  • July 30, 2019
    A Moderate’s Guide to Winning the 2020 Election
    by Dan Berger
  • July 18, 2019
    I Am Against Identity Politics, by Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
    by Chas Gillespie
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