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March 4, 2020

I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God

by Keith Rubin
February 5, 2020

I’ll Have to Vote For Trump Because the Democrats Are Too Liberal and Also Because I’m Possessed By the Demon Abaddon and His Army of Locusts

by Andrew Williams
January 28, 2020

Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020

by Susie Aquilina
November 12, 2019

Liberals Must Stop Condemning My Moral Cowardice and General Ineptitude

by José Ferrer
October 15, 2019

Bernie’s Policies Are Good, But How Can He Appeal to the Absolute Worst People Ever?

by Camden Paillot
August 9, 2019

We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter

by David Howard
August 1, 2019

I Am Running for President and My Message to the American People Is Simple: Please Don’t Yell at Me

by Bob Vulfov
July 31, 2019

We Can’t Risk Losing to Donald Trump By Believing In Anything

by Chandler Dean
July 30, 2019

A Moderate’s Guide to Winning the 2020 Election

by Dan Berger
July 18, 2019

I Am Against Identity Politics, by Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics

by Chas Gillespie

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March 10, 2025

As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University

by Andy Schocket
March 6, 2025

Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions

by Katie Botkin
March 5, 2025

Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li

by Jesse Nathan
March 7, 2025

Happy National Women’s Day from the White House

by Casey Rand

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