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All posts tagged
moving
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September 15, 2020Why I’m Leaving This Plane of Existence
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August 25, 2017Why I’m Leaving New York (And Why It Has Nothing to Do With the Grumongulon)
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December 8, 2016
“Why I’m Leaving New York” Essays Through the Ages -
September 17, 2015Why I’m Leaving New York to Live in a Large Pile of Garbage That’s On Fire
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April 3, 2013The Oregon Trail Moving Company’s Official Moving Contract
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August 28, 2012Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: It’s Time to Move When…
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June 27, 2008Pickup Lines to Use While Moving
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March 12, 2008Eleven Grievances
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days