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All posts tagged
moving
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May 17, 2024If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa
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April 11, 2024A Support Group for People Whose Friends Have Moved to Los Angeles
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January 18, 2024Increasingly Stressful U-Haul Rental Options
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August 23, 2023How I Imagine My Moving Day Will Go
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May 23, 2023End-of-Year Dorm Move-Out Procedures That Will Make This Anything But a Smooth Process
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January 10, 2023Moving to This City I Idealized Will Surely Solve All My Problems
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August 19, 2021For Sale: Cardboard Moving Boxes—FREE—Pickup Only
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September 15, 2020Why I’m Leaving This Plane of Existence
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August 25, 2017Why I’m Leaving New York (And Why It Has Nothing to Do With the Grumongulon)
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December 8, 2016“Why I’m Leaving New York” Essays Through the Ages
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 19, 2025I Gave a Thousand Typewriters to a Thousand Monkeys, but Instead of Hamlet, They Just Keep Writing Sylvia Plath’s The Bell Jar
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February 18, 2025Thanks to Our New Efficiency Czar, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Is Saving More Money Than Ever
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February 18, 2025We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko
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February 18, 2025It’s a Snow Day, Welcome to Hell