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All posts tagged
names
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November 2, 2004List: First Names of Women Who Probably Shouldn’t Marry Me, Given My Surname
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October 20, 2004List: Bands and Musicians Whose Careers Would Be Quite Different Had They Initially Misspelled Their Own Names
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October 5, 2004List: Alternative Names for MoveOn.org
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August 23, 2004List: Oft-Overlooked Benefits Enjoyed by Men with Female Names
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August 17, 2004List: New Names for Previously Recalled Pharmaceuticals Being Remarketed to Take Advantage of Their Side Effects
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July 27, 2004List: Possible Names for a Third Team of Pickup Basketball Players If Shirts and Skins Are Already Taken
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July 14, 2004List: Car Names Which, When Preceded by the Word “Anal,” Sound Like Bad Porn
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July 14, 2004List: Good Names for Vicious Dogs
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May 19, 2004List: Erotic Presidential Names
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May 3, 2004List: My Heart Belongs to Puff Daddy: Proposed New Names for Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in Honor of St. Valentine’s Day
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