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names
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August 23, 2004Oft-Overlooked Benefits Enjoyed by Men with Female Names
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August 17, 2004New Names for Previously Recalled Pharmaceuticals Being Remarketed to Take Advantage of Their Side Effects
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July 27, 2004Possible Names for a Third Team of Pickup Basketball Players If Shirts and Skins Are Already Taken
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July 14, 2004Car Names Which, When Preceded by the Word “Anal,” Sound Like Bad Porn
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July 14, 2004Good Names for Vicious Dogs
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May 19, 2004Erotic Presidential Names
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May 3, 2004My Heart Belongs to Puff Daddy: Proposed New Names for Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in Honor of St. Valentine’s Day
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April 4, 2004Bad Names for Undercover Police Officers
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February 22, 2004Possible Good Rock Band Names Inspired by the Korean Central News Agency’s Press Release Entitled “DPRK, Dignified Powerful Nation.”
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January 28, 2004Seven Vaguely Dickensian Yet Sophomorically Inappropriate Proper Names, Two Legitimate Dickensian Characters, and One U.S. State — Or “The Dickens Cider Bleak House Rules.”
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