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November 26, 2001Girls’ Names for Parents Who Wanted a Boy
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November 5, 2001Names That I Call My Cat, Mr. Miles Caballero Del Gato, Aside from Mr. Miles Caballero Del Gato
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October 29, 2001The Name Game
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June 10, 2001Baseball Players of the 1980s Whose Names Are Still Available as Dot-com Addresses
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June 1, 2001Baseball Players of the 1980s Whose Names Are No Longer Available as Dot-com Addresses
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May 5, 2001If You Wanted to Join Match.Com to Meet Girls and You Wanted to Impress Those Girls by Selecting a Username That Cleverly References a Literary Character, You Couldn’t Choose Any of These Because They Are Already Taken
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April 19, 2001Actual Names of Amsters Living in the Greater Seattle Area
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April 19, 2001Actual First Names of People Who Have Recently Worked in the Romance Department at Harvard University
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April 19, 2001List of Names of People I Actually Know That Could Very Easily Be Porn Star Names, Excluding the Last One, As I Do Not Actually Know That Person
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April 12, 2001Proposed Names for an Amateur Wrestler Unduly Influenced by the Work of Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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