1) Paula Esther
2) John Thomas
3) Vinnie Imlong
4) V.D. Burns (Vernon Dale Burns)
5) Avon and Bevon (twins)
6) Skip Colombo
7) Viva Stowell
8) Homa Zomaroidian
9) Vinnie Vinci
10) Kitty Dukakis
April 19, 2001
List of Names of People I Actually Know That Could Very Easily Be Porn Star Names, Excluding the Last One, As I Do Not Actually Know That Person
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