nazis

The Zombified Corpse of Vlad the Impaler Will No Longer Be Appearing at Our Literary Festival

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: The Deplorable Within Us

Let’s Not Blame Me, Adolf Hitler, for the Holocaust When We Should Be Blaming the Journalists Who Published My Words

List: Countries of Europe Ranked by Civility (1939-1945)

Monologue: I Am the Melted Skull of Nazi Major Arnold Toht, the Ruthless Gestapo Agent With the Burned Hand In Raiders of the Lost Ark, and I Appreciate Your Sudden Interest In My Thoughts and Feelings

The Hitler’s Brain in a Jar That Lives Next Door

What This Country Needs Now is Extreme Centrism

I’m Sorry for Punching You With My Fist of Economic Anxiety

Monologue: President Trump’s Statement Following the Events in The Sound of Music

Please Reconsider Our Mobile Dating App, Which is Not a Tool for White Supremacists