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All posts tagged
neighborhoods
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May 22, 2023Someday, Sarah, Our Ship Will Come in and We’ll Move Back to the Neighborhood We Used to Live in Before We Got Priced Out
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September 21, 2022Welcome to Our Cul-De-Sac
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February 10, 2022We Need to Stop Gentrification, Right After I Move into This Neighborhood
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September 15, 2021Hercule Poirot Joins Nextdoor
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August 31, 2021We Have the Best Damn Little Free Library on the Block
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July 28, 2021More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism
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May 28, 2021What to Expect at the Upcoming Big Gathering of People in Your Neighborhood
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February 8, 2021Neighborhood Watch Alert: Sad-Songed Teen with New Driver’s License in Unfamiliar Vehicle
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August 3, 2020This Neighborhood Was So Much Cooler Back When I Was 23
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July 16, 2020The Cancel Culture of the Nextdoor App Has Forced Me to Resign as Moderator
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters