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All posts tagged
neighbors
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February 27, 2018List: Twelve Ways to Kill Your Upstairs Neighbors With Their Own Bongos
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August 4, 2017List: 30 Things My Neighbor Kathy Said to Help Me Bounce Back After the Divorce
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April 5, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Neighbor Jared Leto
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May 31, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fences
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March 14, 2012Condo President-for-Life
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November 14, 2011On Catapulting My Neighbor Through Her Second-Floor Window
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August 3, 2011My Codpiece Smells Like Soup
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July 2, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Bought Our House
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July 9, 2009Four Short Plays About Selling a Glass-Top Coffee Table, as Posted by My Neighbor, George, in Our Apartment Building’s Elevator
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June 18, 2009List: More Appropriate Wi-Fi Network Names for My Fellow Apartment Building Tenants
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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