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    I’m the Neighbor Kid Offering to Shovel Your Walkway Because I Know You Can’t Say No
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    A Letter from the Neighbourhood Association to Admiral Boom, the Homeowner in Mary Poppins Who Fires a Cannon off His Roof Twice a Day
    by Leslie Ylinen
  • June 10, 2021
    Your Neighbor With the Loud Motorcycle Who’s Making Your Life a Living Hell Introduces Himself
    by Graeme Carey
  • June 22, 2020
    I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
    by Ilana Gordon
  • February 27, 2018
    Twelve Ways to Kill Your Upstairs Neighbors With Their Own Bongos
    by Mallory E. Land Smith
  • August 4, 2017
    30 Things My Neighbor Kathy Said to Help Me Bounce Back After the Divorce
    by Rebecca Jane Stokes
  • April 5, 2017
    An Open Letter to My Neighbor Jared Leto
    by Gina Fattore
  • May 31, 2016
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fences
    by Teddy Wayne
  • March 14, 2012
    Condo President-for-Life
    by Mike Sacks and Teddy Wayne
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