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All posts tagged
neighbors
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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February 27, 2018Twelve Ways to Kill Your Upstairs Neighbors With Their Own Bongos
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August 4, 201730 Things My Neighbor Kathy Said to Help Me Bounce Back After the Divorce
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April 5, 2017An Open Letter to My Neighbor Jared Leto
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May 31, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fences
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March 14, 2012Condo President-for-Life
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November 14, 2011On Catapulting My Neighbor Through Her Second-Floor Window
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August 3, 2011My Codpiece Smells Like Soup
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July 2, 2010An Open Letter to the Guy Who Bought Our House
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July 9, 2009Four Short Plays About Selling a Glass-Top Coffee Table, as Posted by My Neighbor, George, in Our Apartment Building’s Elevator
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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September 3, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar
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