McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
neighbors
-
June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
-
February 27, 2018Twelve Ways to Kill Your Upstairs Neighbors With Their Own Bongos
-
August 4, 201730 Things My Neighbor Kathy Said to Help Me Bounce Back After the Divorce
-
April 5, 2017An Open Letter to My Neighbor Jared Leto
-
May 31, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fences
-
March 14, 2012Condo President-for-Life
-
November 14, 2011On Catapulting My Neighbor Through Her Second-Floor Window
-
August 3, 2011My Codpiece Smells Like Soup
-
July 2, 2010An Open Letter to the Guy Who Bought Our House
-
July 9, 2009Four Short Plays About Selling a Glass-Top Coffee Table, as Posted by My Neighbor, George, in Our Apartment Building’s Elevator
Trending 🔥
-
February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
-
February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
-
February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
-
February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
Recently
-
February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists
-
February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
-
February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
-
February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit