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All posts tagged
notes
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August 30, 2018List: Translations of the Margin Notes From Your Freshman Composition Instructor
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April 25, 2016List: Notes for Groups Touring My Terrible Apartment
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April 19, 2016Notes to Self for My One Man Show
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January 25, 2013Notes for My Unemployed Roommate, In the Style of the Literary Canon
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November 7, 2011Instructor’s Margin Notes On English Assignment #3
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March 11, 2010This is a Bank Robbery
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November 19, 2009List: Notes from the Landlord
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July 15, 2009Summer’s Hottest Notes Placed in Illegally Parked Cars
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April 30, 2009Angry Farewell Notes From Runaway Dogs
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March 18, 2009Script Notes From the VP of Programming Following the Inevitable Purchase of the Spice Network by GE / NBC Universal
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