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nursery-rhymes

February 22, 2023

Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”

by Katherine D’Amato
October 19, 2020

The Fourth Little Piggie: An Exposé On a Life In the Shadow

by Justin Neff
May 22, 2020

Modern Love Essays By Nursery Rhyme Characters

by Ysabel Yates and Ali Solomon
January 9, 2019

Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck

by Bobbie Armstrong
April 10, 2009

Classic Nursery Rhymes, Updated and Revamped for the Recession, as Told to Me by My Father

by Jen Statsky
December 8, 1999

What Orrin Hatch Must Do to Win

by Eric McHenry

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March 9, 2023

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

by Ryan Weber
March 8, 2023

Honest Haikus for Women

by Emily Knapp
June 29, 2018

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

by Isabella Giovannini
March 3, 2023

I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as Possible

by Tom Ellison

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Your Tesla Has Installed the Latest Update and Is Now a Toaster

by Adam Greenspan
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We Would Like to Discuss Why Our Preschooler Was Replaced After Only One Week as Snack Helper

by Jeremy Blachman
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Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period

by Miriam Jayaratna and Kathryn Baecht
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Short Conversations with Poets: Rachel James

by Jesse Nathan