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nursery-rhymes
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February 22, 2023Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”
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October 19, 2020The Fourth Little Piggie: An Exposé On a Life In the Shadow
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May 22, 2020Modern Love Essays By Nursery Rhyme Characters
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January 9, 2019Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck
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April 10, 2009Classic Nursery Rhymes, Updated and Revamped for the Recession, as Told to Me by My Father
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December 8, 1999What Orrin Hatch Must Do to Win
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2023My Saturday Self Versus My Sunday Self
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 11, 2023Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 21, 2023Things That Count as Writing
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September 21, 2023Take Us to Your Leader, the One They Call Jake from State Farm