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nursery-rhymes

December 2, 2024

As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool

by Stephen Lintner
February 22, 2023

Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”

by Katherine D’Amato
October 19, 2020

The Fourth Little Piggie: An Exposé On a Life In the Shadow

by Justin Neff
May 22, 2020

Modern Love Essays By Nursery Rhyme Characters

by Ysabel Yates and Ali Solomon
January 9, 2019

Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck

by Bobbie Armstrong
April 10, 2009

Classic Nursery Rhymes, Updated and Revamped for the Recession, as Told to Me by My Father

by Jen Statsky
December 8, 1999

What Orrin Hatch Must Do to Win

by Eric McHenry

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by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

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by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

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