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All posts tagged
parenting
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December 8, 2021Good Parents Capitalize on Their Individual Strengths. My Wife’s Is Seeing to Our Kids’ Every Need, and Mine Is Roughhousing
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November 17, 2021When My Two-Year-Old Daughter Backs Over Me in the Driveway, It’s the Cutest Thing in the World
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November 12, 2021Mine’s the Kid in the Ramones Tee
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November 5, 2021Attention, Other Passengers on This Flight: My Baby Hates You Too
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October 26, 2021Quiz: Is Your Child Two Years Old?
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October 22, 2021Halloween Costume Ideas for New Parents
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October 12, 2021Do You Love Pointless Situations and Children Shrieking Imperatives at You? Apply to Be a Childcare First Responder
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 13, 2021Miss Trunchbull Asks That You Reconsider Her Methods, Post-Pandemic
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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April 17, 2024The Boys Are Back in Town (for Johnny’s Funeral)
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April 17, 2024What I Thought My Life Would Be Like After Decanting All My Spices into Mason Jars
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend