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All posts tagged
parenting
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April 2, 2015An Open Letter to the Guy Who Discovered the 10,000 Hour Rule
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February 4, 2015Parenting Ideologies I Use With My Spouse That Justify My Laziness/Terrible Efficacy as a Parent
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January 16, 2015Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: The Great Cookbook Breakdown, Part 3: On Imagining
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January 8, 2015Course Catalog for Children Who Can’t Get Their Heads Out of Their Asses
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December 10, 2014A Stay-at-Home Dad’s Promise to His Son
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December 3, 2014Ten Things to NEVER Say to a Stay-at-Home Viking
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December 2, 2014The Entirety of My Thoughts as I Eat My Son’s Mac and Cheese Dinner
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December 1, 2014Go Outside, Get Some Fresh Air, and Play With the Monolith
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November 7, 2014If the “Sitting in a Tree/K-I-S-S-I-N-G” Song Had Gone on Longer and Been Inspired By My Life
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November 6, 2014An Open Letter to the Adorable Young Couple Leisurely Strolling By As I Frantically Usher My Children into My Rav4
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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