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June 22, 2021

An Open Letter to My Straight Co-worker Who Was Visibly Uncomfortable When I Stood at the Urinal Next to Him

by Spencer Meade
January 22, 2020

I Turned My Passion Into My Dream Job and Now I Sell Small Hats to Iguanas On Instagram

by Bobbie Armstrong
October 1, 2019

Four Times I Came Back From the Bathroom With a Wet Spot On My Pants, But It Was Not From Pee, It Was Just Water, and the Songs I Chose to Try and Air Guitar My Way Through Each Situation

by Pete Reynolds
May 17, 2018

Six Things I Say to Distract the Doormen of Buildings I Want to Pee In

by Amy Schatz

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November 10, 2022

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
December 1, 2022

How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
May 28, 2019

Incredible Rooms I Would Have in My Mansion if I Were Rich!

by Alex Baia
November 15, 2022

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

by Wendi Aarons

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December 6, 2022

You Recognized My Obscure Simpsons Reference. This Means You Are My Soul Mate

by Max Davison
December 6, 2022

It’s a Wonderful Life, If the Minimum Wage Was Raised Alongside Inflation

by Amy Currul
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I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunter Biden Porn Pics Aren’t Turning Me on at All

by Wendi Aarons and Devorah Blachor
December 5, 2022

An Honest Lease Agreement

by Chas Gillespie