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November 14, 2023I’m a Four-Year-Old Boy, and This Is My MasterClass on How to Pee Standing Up
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June 22, 2021An Open Letter to My Straight Co-worker Who Was Visibly Uncomfortable When I Stood at the Urinal Next to Him
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January 22, 2020I Turned My Passion Into My Dream Job and Now I Sell Small Hats to Iguanas On Instagram
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October 1, 2019Four Times I Came Back From the Bathroom With a Wet Spot On My Pants, But It Was Not From Pee, It Was Just Water, and the Songs I Chose to Try and Air Guitar My Way Through Each Situation
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May 17, 2018Six Things I Say to Distract the Doormen of Buildings I Want to Pee In
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