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December 17, 2001

List: Capitalized Words and Phrases Appearing in the Official Sea-Monkey Handbook

by Amy L. Stender
November 5, 2001

List: Names That I Call My Cat, Mr. Miles Caballero Del Gato, Aside from Mr. Miles Caballero Del Gato

by Shane Dickson
September 10, 2001

Live The Miracle.

by Gabe Hudson
April 19, 2001

List: Actual Names of Amsters Living in the Greater Seattle Area

by Sarah M. Balcomb
December 28, 2000

List: Actual Names of Hamsters Living in Seattle’s Queen Anne Neighborhood (in Reference to Previous Lists by Diana Fischer)

by Adam Voith
February 14, 2000

List: Bad Names for Hamsters

by Diana Fischer
February 14, 2000

List: Good Names for Hamsters

by Diana Fischer
October 27, 1999

List: Appropriate Names for Pets

by Chadd S. Johnson

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June 13, 2019

Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing

by Chas Gillespie
June 7, 2019

My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents

by C.L. Mah
February 10, 2015

List: What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him

by Mara Wilson
June 11, 2019

Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell

by Kim Windyka

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by Ross Bullen
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List: Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore

by Lindsay Haber
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by Jessica M. Goldstein
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by Emma Brewer