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pets

August 9, 2005

An Open Letter to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen Counter While We’re Trying to Sleep

by Jonelle Seitz and Radford Seitz
May 3, 2005

Bit Bit, Speak!: A Monologue From the Canine Companion Of Britney Spears And Kevin Federline

by Kathy Cacace
December 23, 2004

An Open Letter to My Turtle

by Michael Liska III
August 30, 2004

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elvis Presley From His Hound Dog

by John Moe
July 14, 2004

Good Names for Vicious Dogs

by Ed Page
July 6, 2004

Cosmetic Surgery I Would Recommend to the Single Women Who Own Dogs in My Neighborhood Based on What Max, My Border Collie/Lab Mix, Seems To Like

by Brandon Rogers
June 11, 2004

How to Spoil Your Panther for Under Ten Dollars

by Eric Silver
April 29, 2002

What Alexander Graham Bell Might Have Said If His Assistant Was One of My Cats

by Rob Silk
April 2, 2002

Actual User Comments in the “Fat Cats” Photo Gallery at CuteCats.com

by Blake Wirht
December 17, 2001

Capitalized Words and Phrases Appearing in the Official Sea-Monkey Handbook

by Amy L. Stender

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June 14, 2022

My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

by Sarah Suksiri
June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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by Louie Aronowitz and Patrick Coyne
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by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis