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    Refreshingly Candid, Yet Admittedly Less Traditional, Pet Notes That My Neighborhood Animal-Adoption Center Would Probably Find to Be More Effective: A Comparison
    by Jay Dyckman
  • August 9, 2005
    An Open Letter to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen Counter While We’re Trying to Sleep
    by Jonelle Seitz and Radford Seitz
  • May 3, 2005
    Bit Bit, Speak!: A Monologue From the Canine Companion Of Britney Spears And Kevin Federline
    by Kathy Cacace
  • December 23, 2004
    An Open Letter to My Turtle
    by Michael Liska III
  • August 30, 2004
    John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elvis Presley From His Hound Dog
    by John Moe
  • July 14, 2004
    Good Names for Vicious Dogs
    by Ed Page
  • July 6, 2004
    Cosmetic Surgery I Would Recommend to the Single Women Who Own Dogs in My Neighborhood Based on What Max, My Border Collie/Lab Mix, Seems To Like
    by Brandon Rogers
  • June 11, 2004
    How to Spoil Your Panther for Under Ten Dollars
    by Eric Silver
  • April 29, 2002
    What Alexander Graham Bell Might Have Said If His Assistant Was One of My Cats
    by Rob Silk
  • April 2, 2002
    Actual User Comments in the “Fat Cats” Photo Gallery at CuteCats.com
    by Blake Wirht
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