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All posts tagged
pets
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May 18, 2023Cat Food Flavors Made by Cats
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May 5, 2022I Am Your Marxist Hamster, and You, Land-Owning Pig, Are the Bourgeoisie
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April 21, 2022Popular Pets, Ranked by How Much They Will Disrupt Your Sex Life
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October 29, 2021What the Cat Will Do
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October 5, 2021Things My Dog Says That Make Me Regret Training Him to Talk with Buttons
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June 15, 2021We Are Not a Pet Store — We Are Bedrock’s Premier Appliance Retailer
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April 27, 2021The Cute Dog in This Gritty Drama Knows It’s Toast
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December 7, 2020If Famous Literary Characters Were Given Very Good Doggos
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October 25, 2019I Am Your Pug and I Have Heard the Call of the Wild
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August 24, 2018Your $6,000 Purebred Dog Comes With a Few Minor Quirks
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian