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All posts tagged
pets
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May 5, 2022I Am Your Marxist Hamster, and You, Land-Owning Pig, Are the Bourgeoisie
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April 21, 2022Popular Pets, Ranked by How Much They Will Disrupt Your Sex Life
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October 29, 2021What the Cat Will Do
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October 5, 2021Things My Dog Says That Make Me Regret Training Him to Talk with Buttons
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June 15, 2021We Are Not a Pet Store — We Are Bedrock’s Premier Appliance Retailer
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April 27, 2021The Cute Dog in This Gritty Drama Knows It’s Toast
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December 7, 2020If Famous Literary Characters Were Given Very Good Doggos
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October 25, 2019I Am Your Pug and I Have Heard the Call of the Wild
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August 24, 2018Your $6,000 Purebred Dog Comes With a Few Minor Quirks
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August 8, 2018I am the Composer of Veterinarian Hold Music
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation