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All posts tagged
pets
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August 24, 2018Your $6,000 Purebred Dog Comes With a Few Minor Quirks
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August 8, 2018Monologue: I am the Composer of Veterinarian Hold Music
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May 10, 2018List: More Literary Pet Names Using Puns Unworthy of Their Namesakes
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May 1, 2017List: What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You
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October 31, 2016I Don’t Know What That Book Was Talking About, My Pet Sematary is Great!
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September 21, 2015Who’s a Good Boy!
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November 13, 2014Today’s Top Puppy Pictures
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October 2, 2014List: Expanded Explanations to Have On Hand to Convince Others Your Purebred Labrador Retriever is Really a Rescue
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February 11, 2013Interviews With Hamsters
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February 2, 2012What My Pets Say About Me
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