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All posts tagged
pets
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October 25, 2019I Am Your Pug and I Have Heard the Call of the Wild
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August 24, 2018Your $6,000 Purebred Dog Comes With a Few Minor Quirks
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August 8, 2018I am the Composer of Veterinarian Hold Music
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May 10, 2018More Literary Pet Names Using Puns Unworthy of Their Namesakes
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May 1, 2017What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You
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October 31, 2016I Don’t Know What That Book Was Talking About, My Pet Sematary is Great!
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September 21, 2015Who’s a Good Boy!
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November 13, 2014Today’s Top Puppy Pictures
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October 2, 2014Expanded Explanations to Have On Hand to Convince Others Your Purebred Labrador Retriever is Really a Rescue
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February 11, 2013Interviews With Hamsters
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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July 7, 2020An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before
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July 7, 2020
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July 7, 2020I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To