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All posts tagged
pets
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December 9, 2005Refreshingly Candid, Yet Admittedly Less Traditional, Pet Notes That My Neighborhood Animal-Adoption Center Would Probably Find to Be More Effective: A Comparison
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August 9, 2005Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen Counter While We’re Trying to Sleep
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May 3, 2005Monologue: Bit Bit, Speak!: A Monologue From the Canine Companion Of Britney Spears And Kevin Federline
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December 23, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Turtle
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August 30, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elvis Presley From His Hound Dog
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July 14, 2004List: Good Names for Vicious Dogs
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July 6, 2004List: Cosmetic Surgery I Would Recommend to the Single Women Who Own Dogs in My Neighborhood Based on What Max, My Border Collie/Lab Mix, Seems To Like
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June 11, 2004How to Spoil Your Panther for Under Ten Dollars
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April 29, 2002List: What Alexander Graham Bell Might Have Said If His Assistant Was One of My Cats
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April 2, 2002List: Actual User Comments in the “Fat Cats” Photo Gallery at CuteCats.com
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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