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All posts tagged
pets
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May 18, 2006The Garter Snake in 11-Year-Old Kevin Wackerbarth’s Terrarium
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May 11, 2006David Caruso Scolds His Cat About Its Lackadaisical Litter Box Use
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May 10, 2006Jokes by Brian Beatty: Pet Theory
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April 4, 2006An Open Letter to My Cat, Abbie
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December 9, 2005Refreshingly Candid, Yet Admittedly Less Traditional, Pet Notes That My Neighborhood Animal-Adoption Center Would Probably Find to Be More Effective: A Comparison
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August 9, 2005An Open Letter to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen Counter While We’re Trying to Sleep
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May 3, 2005Bit Bit, Speak!: A Monologue From the Canine Companion Of Britney Spears And Kevin Federline
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December 23, 2004An Open Letter to My Turtle
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August 30, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elvis Presley From His Hound Dog
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July 14, 2004Good Names for Vicious Dogs
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