pets

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Pet Theory

An Open Letter to My Cat, Abbie

Refreshingly Candid, Yet Admittedly Less Traditional, Pet Notes That My Neighborhood Animal-Adoption Center Would Probably Find to Be More Effective: A Comparison

An Open Letter to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen Counter While We’re Trying to Sleep

Bit Bit, Speak!: A Monologue From the Canine Companion Of Britney Spears And Kevin Federline

An Open Letter to My Turtle

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elvis Presley From His Hound Dog

Good Names for Vicious Dogs

Cosmetic Surgery I Would Recommend to the Single Women Who Own Dogs in My Neighborhood Based on What Max, My Border Collie/Lab Mix, Seems To Like

How to Spoil Your Panther for Under Ten Dollars