I’ve been thinking about getting a pet—something extremely low maintenance. Already dead would be ideal.
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“I cannot help feeling that the gun crisis is at the core of everything that ails our country.” — Owen King
May 10, 2006
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