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All posts tagged
phone-calls
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March 15, 2011I’m Not a Telemarketer; I’m an Artist
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September 9, 2006Overheard Cell Phone Conversation in Which Movies of the 1980s Were Mentioned
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March 3, 2006The Calls Of Cthulhu
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February 4, 2004Transcripts of Callers Reporting Litter or Major Debris in a Major Western-Hemisphere Municipality: Batch #2
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February 2, 2004Transcripts of Callers Reporting Litter or Major Debris in a Major Western-Hemisphere Municipality: Batch #1
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May 16, 2002Prank Calling My Friends Using The “Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard” Computer Program.
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May 13, 2002A Workplace Play
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May 2, 2002Not That Anyone Deserves Anything
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February 5, 2002A Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of My First and Only Call to a Psychic Friend
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January 28, 2002Dial 9
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant