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phone-calls
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March 3, 2006The Calls Of Cthulhu
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February 4, 2004Transcripts of Callers Reporting Litter or Major Debris in a Major Western-Hemisphere Municipality: Batch #2
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February 2, 2004Transcripts of Callers Reporting Litter or Major Debris in a Major Western-Hemisphere Municipality: Batch #1
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May 16, 2002Prank Calling My Friends Using The “Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard” Computer Program.
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May 13, 2002A Workplace Play
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May 2, 2002Not That Anyone Deserves Anything
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February 5, 2002List: A Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of My First and Only Call to a Psychic Friend
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January 28, 2002List: Dial 9
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January 8, 2001Prank Calling My Mother, Four Transcripts
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March 3, 2000In Search of the Red Planet
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 16, 2019Welcome to Medical School, Where We’ll Teach You Everything Except How to Talk to Patients
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August 16, 2019I Described the Republican Ethos Word-For-Word and Now It’s Being Spun to Make Me Look Bad
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August 16, 2019List: Dungeons & Dragons Rules for Progressives
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August 16, 2019Drybarfly