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All posts tagged
phone-calls
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September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
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July 18, 2019A Typical Phone Call to My Congressional Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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August 1, 2017Thank You for Calling the Philosophy Helpline
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February 21, 2017Use This Script to Call Your Congressperson and Ask Them to Please God Just End It All
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November 20, 2015Adele Dials the Wrong Number
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February 12, 2014Please Choose From the Following Eight Options
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November 12, 2013Alexander Graham Bell’s First Five Phone Calls
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October 22, 2013Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Kate Can’t Get Your Bonbons But She’ll Take a Message
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July 31, 2012An Automated Conference Call Moderator Gets Real
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March 15, 2011I’m Not a Telemarketer; I’m an Artist
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