McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
phone-calls
-
September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
-
July 18, 2019A Typical Phone Call to My Congressional Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
-
August 1, 2017Thank You for Calling the Philosophy Helpline
-
February 21, 2017Use This Script to Call Your Congressperson and Ask Them to Please God Just End It All
-
November 20, 2015Adele Dials the Wrong Number
-
February 12, 2014Please Choose From the Following Eight Options
-
November 12, 2013Alexander Graham Bell’s First Five Phone Calls
-
October 22, 2013Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Kate Can’t Get Your Bonbons But She’ll Take a Message
-
July 31, 2012An Automated Conference Call Moderator Gets Real
-
March 15, 2011I’m Not a Telemarketer; I’m an Artist
Trending 🔥
-
September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
-
September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
-
October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
Recently
-
September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
-
September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
-
September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
-
September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck