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All posts tagged
phone-calls
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July 18, 2019A Typical Phone Call to My Congressional Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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August 1, 2017Thank You for Calling the Philosophy Helpline
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February 21, 2017Use This Script to Call Your Congressperson and Ask Them to Please God Just End It All
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November 20, 2015Adele Dials the Wrong Number
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February 12, 2014List: Please Choose From the Following Eight Options
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November 12, 2013Alexander Graham Bell’s First Five Phone Calls
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October 22, 2013Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Kate Can’t Get Your Bonbons But She’ll Take a Message
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July 31, 2012An Automated Conference Call Moderator Gets Real
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March 15, 2011Monologue: I’m Not a Telemarketer; I’m an Artist
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September 9, 2006Overheard Cell Phone Conversation in Which Movies of the 1980s Were Mentioned
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776