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All posts tagged
physics
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March 13, 2018List: 7 Times Antoni from Queer Eye Experienced Revelations About Cold Fusion
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September 29, 2017I Watched Rick and Morty and Now I Know Everything
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February 3, 2017What Space-Time is the Super Bowl?
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November 3, 2016
Seeking the Elusive “Woman in Physics” -
April 19, 2016Monologue: Albert Einstein Wants You To Know That You Can All Go Fuck Yourselves
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January 29, 2016List: Physics Problems Written by a Professor Addicted to Tentacle Porn
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July 8, 2015Nobel Prize Winner Peter Higgs Regrets Fielding Your Physics-Based Dungeons and Dragons Questions
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March 25, 2015List: Band Names for Your Physics Professor’s Midlife Crisis
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April 29, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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November 14, 2011On Catapulting My Neighbor Through Her Second-Floor Window
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand