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All posts tagged
pirates
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March 18, 2024You Think Pickleball Is Bad? Try Living Next to an Eighteenth-Century Warship
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October 24, 2017The Lost Journals of Blackbeard
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March 10, 2014The Sirens’ Performance Review
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November 19, 2009Captain Blackbeard’s College of Piracy — Ye Olde Course Catalogue, Spring ’10
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April 20, 2009Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Me at My 12-Step Program
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December 19, 2002The First Mate’s Institute of Technology is Not a Party Pirate School
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May 28, 2002A Memo From The Cap’n
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May 1, 2002Cap’n Cook’s Code of Conduct
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May 23, 2001Adventure Week: As Far As The Eye Can See, Part 2 Of 2.
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June 14, 2000Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056