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All posts tagged
pitches
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September 1, 2011TV Pitches From a Guy Whose Girlfriend Broke Up With Him Forty-Five Minutes Before the Pitch Meeting
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March 25, 2011I Just Found Out ABC Family is Going to Pass on My Pitch
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May 6, 2009My Pitches for Political-Satire Skits Playing on President Obama’s Foibles Keep Getting Shot Down
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January 19, 2007Business Ideas I Have Rejected In My Capacity As Your Bank Manager
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July 19, 2006Shows I Pitched VH1
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