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All posts tagged
pitches
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April 10, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: A 20-Something Pitches Three Million-Dollar Ideas to an Older Businessman and In Doing So Sells Out His Generation
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May 15, 2012My Demo Tape Proposal
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September 1, 2011TV Pitches From a Guy Whose Girlfriend Broke Up With Him Forty-Five Minutes Before the Pitch Meeting
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March 25, 2011I Just Found Out ABC Family is Going to Pass on My Pitch
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May 6, 2009My Pitches for Political-Satire Skits Playing on President Obama’s Foibles Keep Getting Shot Down
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January 19, 2007Business Ideas I Have Rejected In My Capacity As Your Bank Manager
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July 19, 2006Shows I Pitched VH1
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 2, 2020
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July 2, 2020We Have Heard Your Complaints About Police Brutality and We Are Solving the Problem By Inserting a CGI Black Character Into Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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July 1, 2020We Shouldn’t Presume That the Velociraptor Experts Know the Best Way to Deal With Velociraptor Attacks
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July 1, 2020Canadian Proverbs