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All posts tagged
police
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October 11, 2007Off Duty Situations In Which An Officer Of The Law Might Use His Fancy Police Report Jargon To Impress People
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April 4, 2004Bad Names for Undercover Police Officers
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January 24, 2003Ghost Dance
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February 26, 2002Actual Police Calls from Fayetteville, Arkansas, as Reported by the Fayetteville Police Department
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June 6, 2001Mysteries And Conundrums To Be Solved With One Hour Left Until My Retirement From The Force
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January 26, 2000Thought Police Blotter
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July 1, 1999Once Their Tools Were Stolen, Other Things Happened
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May 13, 1999Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, is This the Face of a Bad Cop? A Brutalizer of Innocent Men? [Turns, Points to Office Vulpe, Who is Wearing That Smirk of His.] Uh, Scratch That, So Anyway …
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore