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All posts tagged
police
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April 11, 2018On Being a White Man Pulled Over By Police While Blasting Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles” With the Windows Down
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June 23, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Handcuff Key
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September 3, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar
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March 9, 2015Turns Out You’re Not The Rogue Anti-Hero This Police Department Hoped You’d Be
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December 11, 2014Monologue: I Am a Police Officer Whose Use of Lethal Force is Perfectly Consistent
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December 10, 2014This Police Department is Actually a TV Procedural Drama
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August 21, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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September 20, 2013Our Killer Appears to Be a Millennial
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May 23, 2013List: Ways to Tell If the New Student is an Undercover Cop
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December 5, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers