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All posts tagged
police
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April 11, 2018On Being a White Man Pulled Over By Police While Blasting Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles” With the Windows Down
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June 23, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Handcuff Key
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September 3, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar
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March 9, 2015Turns Out You’re Not The Rogue Anti-Hero This Police Department Hoped You’d Be
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December 11, 2014Monologue: I Am a Police Officer Whose Use of Lethal Force is Perfectly Consistent
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December 10, 2014This Police Department is Actually a TV Procedural Drama
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August 21, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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September 20, 2013Our Killer Appears to Be a Millennial
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May 23, 2013List: Ways to Tell If the New Student is an Undercover Cop
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December 5, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore