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All posts tagged
police
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April 11, 2018On Being a White Man Pulled Over By Police While Blasting Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles” With the Windows Down
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June 23, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Handcuff Key
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September 3, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar
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March 9, 2015Turns Out You’re Not The Rogue Anti-Hero This Police Department Hoped You’d Be
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December 11, 2014Monologue: I Am a Police Officer Whose Use of Lethal Force is Perfectly Consistent
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December 10, 2014This Police Department is Actually a TV Procedural Drama
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August 21, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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September 20, 2013Our Killer Appears to Be a Millennial
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May 23, 2013List: Ways to Tell If the New Student is an Undercover Cop
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December 5, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe