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All posts tagged
police
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May 11, 2021The Thin Blue Line Flag: The Artist’s FAQ
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April 21, 2021We Need to Prepare Our City in Case the Police Start Rioting
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October 28, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman Who Was Questioned By a Police Officer For Merely Sitting In Her Car In a Target Parking Lot After Midnight Taking A Break From Her Family
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September 24, 2020Editorial Template For Every Time a Grand Jury Acquits a Police Officer
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June 1, 2020I Am Your Progressive Mayor and I Think We Need to Cut Our Roving Death Squads a Bit of Slack
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May 15, 2020I Like My Cops Like I Like My Surgeons: Cautious, and Not Looking to Kill Me
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September 26, 2019Scenes from the New Hit Cop Show Louis Cannon: Cruel and Unusual Protector
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April 11, 2018On Being a White Man Pulled Over By Police While Blasting Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles” With the Windows Down
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June 23, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Handcuff Key
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September 3, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck