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May 16, 2022Poseiden, God of the Sea, Has the “Talk” with His Son, Percy Jackson
July 6, 2021I Am Poseidon, God of the Sea, Reminding You That Every Body Is a Beach Body (But Specifically Virgins Undefiled by the Lusts of Mortal Men)
June 10, 2009I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays