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All posts tagged
pregnancy
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October 8, 2014Ten Meetings with Lactation Consultants
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September 29, 2014A Hipster’s Month-By-Month Guide to Fetal Development
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January 28, 2014Your Alien Fetus is a Miracle of Life
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August 23, 2013An Open Letter to the Lady at the Farmers’ Market and the Lady at the Apple Store Who Offered Me Their Unwanted Condolences for Expecting a Second Baby Boy
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August 14, 2013What to Expect When You’re Expecting Cthulhu
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April 23, 2013Congratulations! You’re Pregnant. Helpful Tips for Your Magical Journey
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September 27, 2012Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: I See Fit People
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July 13, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: On Motherhood, On Death
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June 28, 2012Jamie and Jeff’s Birth Plan
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October 18, 2011Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: It’s Not Cannibalism if Nobody Died
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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July 7, 2020An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before
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July 7, 2020I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To