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pregnancy
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January 28, 2014Your Alien Fetus is a Miracle of Life
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August 23, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Lady at the Farmers’ Market and the Lady at the Apple Store Who Offered Me Their Unwanted Condolences for Expecting a Second Baby Boy
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August 14, 2013List: What to Expect When You’re Expecting Cthulhu
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April 23, 2013List: Congratulations! You’re Pregnant. Helpful Tips for Your Magical Journey
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September 27, 2012Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: I See Fit People
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July 13, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: On Motherhood, On Death
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June 28, 2012Jamie and Jeff’s Birth Plan
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October 18, 2011Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: It’s Not Cannibalism if Nobody Died
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June 3, 201130 and Pregnant
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January 5, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 5: Low Expectations
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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