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All posts tagged

presidential-campaign

December 30, 2019

I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent

by Tom Smyth
June 28, 2019

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Shouts

by Maura Quint
June 27, 2019

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Tries to Speak Spanish

by Maura Quint
June 17, 2019

If We’re Doing Identity Politics, Can We Please Elect a President Named “Tammy”?

by Chandler Dean and Sarah Gruen
April 24, 2019

A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg

by Evan Allgood
April 17, 2019

Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism

by Matthew Brian Cohen
April 8, 2019

Beto’s On Tables. Biden’s Kissing Everybody. We Need a Woman Who Does Neither. That’s Why I Am Lying Here On My Stomach, Ready to Lead

by Broti Gupta and Karen Chee
February 20, 2019

Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

by Sheri Flanders
January 29, 2019

I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent

by Brian Bennett
January 17, 2019

I’m Running in 2020, But I Must Admit, Even I Don’t Know Which White Guy I Am

by Chandler Dean

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January 15, 2021

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
January 14, 2021

I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement

by Simon Henriques
January 13, 2021

Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz

by Tom Smyth
December 21, 2020

Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington

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January 19, 2021

If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?

by Ella Gale
January 19, 2021

As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist

by Fiona Taylor
January 19, 2021

It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone

by Stephen Ruddy
January 18, 2021

Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist

by Ryan Weber