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presidential-campaign
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November 7, 2024Lessons Democrats Can Learn from Trump’s Flawlessly Executed 2024 Campaign
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June 28, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Shouts
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June 27, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Tries to Speak Spanish
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June 17, 2019If We’re Doing Identity Politics, Can We Please Elect a President Named “Tammy”?
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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April 17, 2019Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism
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April 8, 2019Beto’s On Tables. Biden’s Kissing Everybody. We Need a Woman Who Does Neither. That’s Why I Am Lying Here On My Stomach, Ready to Lead
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February 20, 2019Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race
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January 29, 2019I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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