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All posts tagged
presidential-campaign
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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June 28, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Shouts
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June 27, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Tries to Speak Spanish
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June 17, 2019If We’re Doing Identity Politics, Can We Please Elect a President Named “Tammy”?
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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April 17, 2019Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism
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April 8, 2019Beto’s On Tables. Biden’s Kissing Everybody. We Need a Woman Who Does Neither. That’s Why I Am Lying Here On My Stomach, Ready to Lead
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February 20, 2019Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race
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January 29, 2019I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent
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January 17, 2019I’m Running in 2020, But I Must Admit, Even I Don’t Know Which White Guy I Am
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 18, 2021Draco Malfoy’s College Recommendation Letter That I Totally Don’t Feel Conflicted About Writing Whatsoever
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You