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All posts tagged

presidential-campaign

December 30, 2019

I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent

by Tom Smyth
June 28, 2019

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Shouts

by Maura Quint
June 27, 2019

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Tries to Speak Spanish

by Maura Quint
June 17, 2019

If We’re Doing Identity Politics, Can We Please Elect a President Named “Tammy”?

by Chandler Dean and Sarah Gruen
April 24, 2019

A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg

by Evan Allgood
April 17, 2019

Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism

by Matthew Brian Cohen
April 8, 2019

Beto’s On Tables. Biden’s Kissing Everybody. We Need a Woman Who Does Neither. That’s Why I Am Lying Here On My Stomach, Ready to Lead

by Broti Gupta and Karen Chee
February 20, 2019

Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

by Sheri Flanders
January 29, 2019

I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent

by Brian Bennett
January 17, 2019

I’m Running in 2020, But I Must Admit, Even I Don’t Know Which White Guy I Am

by Chandler Dean

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by Colin Nissan
September 15, 2022

We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy

by Rachel Mans McKenny
February 14, 2019

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by James Folta and Kasey Borger
September 20, 2022

Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?

by Alexis Pooley

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by Alexandra Petri
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by Timothy Cahill
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by Colin Nissan
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