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presidential-campaign
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January 17, 2019I’m Running in 2020, But I Must Admit, Even I Don’t Know Which White Guy I Am
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November 15, 2018I Haven’t Even Started Thinking About Running for President in 2020, Despite What Those Campaign Buttons I Made Might Suggest
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September 26, 2016Jill Stein Canvassers Who Wouldn’t Buy Me Tampons
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March 14, 2016A Few Words From Your Artisanal Presidential Candidate
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February 25, 2016A Candidate of All Faiths
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February 18, 2016Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign Promise or Fourth Grade Student Council Campaign Promise?
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February 1, 2016The Campaigns They Carried
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January 11, 2016Fantasy Politics FAQ
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December 15, 2015Finding the Right Neurosurgeon for You
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October 13, 2015“The Crown Will Find an Heir”: A Shakespearean Guide to the 2016 Democratic Primary
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