McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
questions
-
October 5, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Should the President Grow a Beard?
-
September 17, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Is it OK to Dunk On the President?
-
January 8, 2009Secure Website Authentification Questions
-
May 20, 2008Performance-Review Phrases I Don’t Want to Hear on Judgment Day
-
December 16, 2006Comments and Questions in My Greek History Discussion Section on Spartan Society
-
January 13, 2006Unpleasant Questions to Be Asked at the End of a Meal
-
December 14, 2005Questions You Should Ask Someone Who Calls in a Bomb Threat, According to the “Life Safety Manual” at My Office Building in Chicago
-
August 19, 2005Other Poll Questions That May One Day Appear on an Unnamed Internet News Website, Given Its Recently Asked Question “Have You Ever Been in an Accident Involving a Plane?” Following the Air France Crash
-
April 26, 2005Translated Thoughts and Questions That Are Running Through a North Korean Refugee’s Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum in the United States, Settles Down, Turns on the Television, and the First Thing He Sees Is a Fancy Feast Cat-Food Commercial
-
February 16, 2005Little-Known Song Titles That Answer Questions Posed in Better-Known Songs
Trending 🔥
-
September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
-
September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
-
September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
Recently
-
October 8, 2024I Am the School Custodian in Charge of Classroom Litter Boxes. Ask Me Anything
-
October 8, 2024I Only Offered to Do the Dishes at This Dinner Party So I Can Keep Eating
-
October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
-
October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time