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September 1, 2023Are You an Exhausted Parent of Small Children or a Common Raccoon?
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February 25, 2022How to Overcome Imposter Syndrome in Academia When You’re Six Raccoons Living in a Fjällräven Parka
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September 15, 2021Hercule Poirot Joins Nextdoor
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May 24, 2018Move Over, STEM and STEAM. Here Comes STEAMR!
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July 7, 2017I Lost Ten Pounds and All I Had to Do Was Eat Out of This Dumpster Like a Raccoon
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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