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All posts tagged

rejections

April 18, 2006

Rejected Marketing Slogans for National Poetry Month

by Emily Lloyd
November 18, 2005

Intimidating But Rejected Sports-Team Names

by Richard Long
October 28, 2005

Rejected Bond Girls

by Rebecca Waits
October 21, 2005

My Rejected Cooking Show Ideas

by Dan Kennedy
October 10, 2005

Rejection Letters From Xavier’s School Of Exceptional Youth

by Jon Fitch
October 22, 2004

Rejected Names for Smokeless Tobacco Products

by Jen Bingham
March 9, 2004

Rejected Titles for Teen-Health Pamphlets

by Rachel Summer Tupelom
December 8, 2003

Rejected Titles Suggested by Clay Aiken for Ruben Studdard’s Debut Album

by Robert McEvily
October 3, 2003

Rejected Titles for Hymns

by Mollie Wilson
September 16, 2002

Rejected Dialogue for the Chinese Psy-Ops Officer in Pork Chop Hill

by Greg Knauss

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by Victor Ray
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