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All posts tagged
rejections
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November 18, 2005List: Intimidating But Rejected Sports-Team Names
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October 28, 2005List: Rejected Bond Girls
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October 21, 2005List: My Rejected Cooking Show Ideas
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October 10, 2005Rejection Letters From Xavier’s School Of Exceptional Youth
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October 22, 2004List: Rejected Names for Smokeless Tobacco Products
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March 9, 2004List: Rejected Titles for Teen-Health Pamphlets
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December 8, 2003List: Rejected Titles Suggested by Clay Aiken for Ruben Studdard’s Debut Album
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October 3, 2003List: Rejected Titles for Hymns
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September 16, 2002List: Rejected Dialogue for the Chinese Psy-Ops Officer in Pork Chop Hill
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May 13, 2002List: Rejected First Lines for My Personal Ad
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book