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All posts tagged
rejections
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May 13, 2010The Rejection of Anne Frank
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October 22, 2009List: Seven Rejected Improv Troupe Scenarios
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May 6, 2009My Pitches for Political-Satire Skits Playing on President Obama’s Foibles Keep Getting Shot Down
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March 13, 2009Marvel Comics Backs Out of My Publishing Contract
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January 24, 2008List: Rejected Introductions to Days of Our Lives
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February 8, 2007List: Band Names Rejected by the Smashing Pumpkins
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February 8, 2007List: Opening Sentences to A Tale of Two Cities Rejected by Dickens Before He Settled on “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times …”
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December 8, 2006Rejected Submissions for Seventeen Magazine’s “Daily Traumarama”
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October 20, 2006List: Rejected Names for Nerds Candy
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April 18, 2006List: Rejected Marketing Slogans for National Poetry Month
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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