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rejections
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October 22, 2009List: Seven Rejected Improv Troupe Scenarios
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May 6, 2009My Pitches for Political-Satire Skits Playing on President Obama’s Foibles Keep Getting Shot Down
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March 13, 2009Marvel Comics Backs Out of My Publishing Contract
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January 24, 2008List: Rejected Introductions to Days of Our Lives
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February 8, 2007List: Band Names Rejected by the Smashing Pumpkins
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February 8, 2007List: Opening Sentences to A Tale of Two Cities Rejected by Dickens Before He Settled on “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times …”
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December 8, 2006Rejected Submissions for Seventeen Magazine’s “Daily Traumarama”
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October 20, 2006List: Rejected Names for Nerds Candy
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April 18, 2006List: Rejected Marketing Slogans for National Poetry Month
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November 18, 2005List: Intimidating But Rejected Sports-Team Names
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 16, 2018Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”
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November 16, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jean Lescure, from “The N+7 Method (An Individual Case of the W±n Method)”
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November 16, 2018List: Decoded Answers to the Question “What’s It Like to Work From Home?”
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November 15, 2018The Reply Guy Constitution