“Like a robot dolphin through this flaming hoop, so are the days of our lives. Freaking sweet.”
“Like this well … (Show picture of an ancient wishing well) … this show is going very well, very much like the days of our lives.”
“Like jogging with sand in your underwear in a metaphysical triathlon from hell, so are the days of our lives.”
“See all this stuff on last year’s calendar? Most of these were so the days of our lives. I should really throw this out.”
“I’m pretty sure these are the days of our lives. Or is it these? Wait, let me get my glasses.”
“Hey, who didn’t wipe their feet and dragged sand into the house? Oh, it was the days of our lives.”
“Yeah, that pile of timber and rubbish over there. Yeah. Next to that, that’s where I last saw the days of our lives, officer.”
“Like the battery power on my Casio watch, so are the days of our lives. You can’t even buy these damn batteries anymore, either, so it’s even more apt.”