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All posts tagged
rejections
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March 12, 2019Caveman Rejection Letters
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October 12, 2018We Regret to Inform You That We Won’t Be Publishing Your Gym Advice
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December 9, 2016RE: Memoir Submission of Gilmore Girls by Rory Gilmore
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October 14, 2016List: Rejected Song Titles from Bon Iver’s Album, 22, A Million
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February 10, 2016Open Letters: An Open Letter to Magazine Editors On the Best Times to Send Rejections
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February 25, 2012List: Rejected AWP Panels
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August 9, 2011Your Crafts Are Not Renegade Enough for the Renegade Craft Fair
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August 13, 2010List: Rejected Silly Bandz Shapes
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August 10, 2010An Objective Look at My Seven Graduate School Rejections Compared to Other Historic Rejections
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May 27, 2010A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell