Rejected Silly Bandz Shapes

by Gregory Mazurek

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Warthog
Ayer-ayer
The Philippine Tarsier
Star-Nosed Mole
Angora Rabbit
Kim Jong-il
Snuggie Blanket
Picasso’s Guernica
The Lincoln Tunnel
“Mission Accomplished” Banner
Hepatitis C Virus
Grandma’s Dentures
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