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All posts tagged
resignations
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August 12, 2021An Anonymous Letter Defending Alec Baldwin’s Defense of Andrew Cuomo That Was Definitely Not Written by Alec Baldwin
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August 11, 2021I’m Resigning Because the Response to My Box of Scorpions Has Become a Distraction
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January 8, 2021An Annotated Guide to Trump’s Cabinet Members’ Resignations
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July 30, 2019Puerto Ricans Are Ready and Available to Help Force Trump’s Resignation
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March 15, 2019An Open Letter to My Family Announcing My Resignation from Motherhood
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June 27, 2018Why I Am Resigning From My Technology Company and Keeping All the Money
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April 12, 2018GOP Retirement Announcement Template
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September 29, 2017Why I Am Firing the Necromancer in Charge of Health and Human Services
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March 22, 2017Agent Cody Banks Steps Down from the CIA
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June 12, 2015Conversation Resignation Letter
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs