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All posts tagged
resignations
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January 8, 2021An Annotated Guide to Trump’s Cabinet Members’ Resignations
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July 30, 2019Puerto Ricans Are Ready and Available to Help Force Trump’s Resignation
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March 15, 2019An Open Letter to My Family Announcing My Resignation from Motherhood
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June 27, 2018Why I Am Resigning From My Technology Company and Keeping All the Money
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April 12, 2018GOP Retirement Announcement Template
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September 29, 2017Why I Am Firing the Necromancer in Charge of Health and Human Services
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March 22, 2017Agent Cody Banks Steps Down from the CIA
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June 12, 2015Conversation Resignation Letter
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March 12, 2015Your Resignation Request Has Been Denied
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July 27, 2009God’s Resignation Speech
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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April 15, 2021As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously
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April 15, 2021Jeni’s Ice Cream Strawberry Pretzel Pie
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April 14, 2021Would-You-Rathers for Parents Deciding Whether or Not to Send Their Kids Back to In-Person School
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April 14, 2021I Am Alexander the Great, and I Am Terrible at Risk