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retail
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April 3, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: I’ll Partition the Crap Out of You
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March 13, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Choose Your Own Genius
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December 18, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Store Meetings
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September 19, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Let’s Get Ready to Rumble
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April 12, 2013An Open Letter of Thanks to the Guy With the Smirking Look of Disdain and Superiority When I Try to Upsell Him at My Dead-End Retail Job
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July 13, 2011Business Plan for Slutty Dresses
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February 16, 2011Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Daryl Langford: Immune to the Crap
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January 26, 2011The Genius Bar
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June 27, 2008The Letters of Abelard and Heloise: Mattress Salesman and Customer
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January 15, 2004An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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