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All posts tagged
retail
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January 29, 2020Welcome to My Store For Women
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September 26, 2019Thank You for Coming to Our Used Clothing Store to Sell Your Ugly Garbage Clothes
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August 20, 2019Here At Our Crazy Furniture Warehouse, Everything Must Go! Especially You, Ted!
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April 13, 2017Three Adjunct Professors Contemplate Mortality in a Forever 21 Dressing Room
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March 1, 2017Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Abby Markson’s Hands Were Grimy
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September 12, 2016Six-Minute Shipping!
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March 30, 2016Don Corleone Declares a Mattress War
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November 28, 2014Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions
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July 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Decision Chart
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June 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Seasonal Colors
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee