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All posts tagged

retail

January 29, 2020

Welcome to My Store for Women

by Kady Ruth Ashcraft
September 26, 2019

Thank You for Coming to Our Used Clothing Store to Sell Your Ugly Garbage Clothes

by Riane Konc
August 20, 2019

Here At Our Crazy Furniture Warehouse, Everything Must Go! Especially You, Ted!

by Alex Baia
April 13, 2017

Three Adjunct Professors Contemplate Mortality in a Forever 21 Dressing Room

by Olivia Dunn
March 1, 2017

Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Abby Markson’s Hands Were Grimy

by Suzanne Yeagley
September 12, 2016

Six-Minute Shipping!

by Luke Roloff
March 30, 2016

Don Corleone Declares a Mattress War

by Joyce Millman
November 28, 2014

Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions

by Kate Hahn
July 11, 2014

Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Decision Chart

by J.K. Appleseed
June 11, 2014

Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Seasonal Colors

by J.K. Appleseed

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