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All posts tagged
retail
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April 13, 2017Three Adjunct Professors Contemplate Mortality in a Forever 21 Dressing Room
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March 1, 2017Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Abby Markson’s Hands Were Grimy
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September 12, 2016Six-Minute Shipping!
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March 30, 2016Monologue: Don Corleone Declares a Mattress War
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November 28, 2014Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions
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July 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Decision Chart
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June 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Seasonal Colors
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April 3, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: I’ll Partition the Crap Out of You
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March 13, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Choose Your Own Genius
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December 18, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Store Meetings
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