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All posts tagged
retail
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January 29, 2020Welcome to My Store For Women
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September 26, 2019Thank You for Coming to Our Used Clothing Store to Sell Your Ugly Garbage Clothes
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August 20, 2019Here At Our Crazy Furniture Warehouse, Everything Must Go! Especially You, Ted!
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April 13, 2017Three Adjunct Professors Contemplate Mortality in a Forever 21 Dressing Room
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March 1, 2017Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Abby Markson’s Hands Were Grimy
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September 12, 2016Six-Minute Shipping!
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March 30, 2016Don Corleone Declares a Mattress War
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November 28, 2014Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions
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July 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Decision Chart
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June 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Seasonal Colors
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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July 10, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-796 -
July 31, 2020Teacher
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July 22, 2020Advanced Calculations for Women in Heterosexual Relationships
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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August 4, 2020Reasons My Baby Will No Longer Be Wearing a Diaper in Public
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August 4, 2020
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