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All posts tagged
rocks
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May 14, 2018Life is Great Now That I’ve Quit My Job and Pinned Myself Under This Enormous Boulder
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October 23, 2012My Roomba Won’t Stop Boning My Geode
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October 28, 2010A Tibetan Buddhist Monk Tries to Figure Out Who Stole a Rock from His Zen Garden
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May 20, 200830 Rocks
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March 24, 2006Natural Rock Features Named by an Overwrought Mother Hired by the National Park Service
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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January 25, 2016Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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