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    A Tibetan Buddhist Monk Tries to Figure Out Who Stole a Rock from His Zen Garden
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  • May 20, 2008
    30 Rocks
    by Rachel Jane Andelman
  • March 24, 2006
    Natural Rock Features Named by an Overwrought Mother Hired by the National Park Service
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