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All posts tagged

rosh-hashanah

September 10, 2018

Sorry, But Once Again We’ve Scheduled a Meeting on Your Jewish Holiday

by Alex Rosenfeld
September 20, 2017

Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal

by Andrew Paul
September 26, 2014

A Confessional Prayer for 5776

by Eric Schulmiller

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November 29, 2023

Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped

by J. Taylor Lee and Ave Grimshaw
December 4, 2023

The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?

by Nick Guadagnino
February 23, 2012

Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers

by Jennifer Simonson
December 7, 2023

Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew

by Aliza Small

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December 11, 2023

We Are Wirecutter, and Last Winter We Sent Eighty-Six Reporters to Test Fifteen Hundred Artificial Christmas Trees. Twelve Haven’t Returned

by Chas Gillespie
December 11, 2023

Hungover Bear and Friends: Dream Big

by Ali Fitzgerald
December 11, 2023

Everything a Barber Could Do During a Haircut Before I Speak Up

by Patrick Coyne, Tom Ellison, and Jason Garramone
December 8, 2023

Inflation Is High, So I’m Voting for Gork the Merciless

by James Klein

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