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All posts tagged

sex-toys

April 15, 2015

Stamina Training Unit

by Chris Okum
February 19, 2015

The Inventory Manager of a Wholesale Sex Toy Manufacturer Responds to a Shipping Request

by Quinn Formel
March 3, 2014

The Day You Find Your Parents’ Dildo Will Be the Worst Day of Your Life

by Kate Nacy

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April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
April 9, 2021

The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial

by Kevin Lutz
April 9, 2021

An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting

by Lou Cove
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by Susan Harlan

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As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults

by Carlos Greaves
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My Two-Year-Old’s Guide to Potty Training Your Parents

by C.L. Mah
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Classic Plays as Spam Emails

by Catherine Weingarten and Amanda Lehr