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Do Your Fucking Job

I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell

Honestly, We Just Hate Women

A Template for Every Trump Tell-All Book Review

At the End of the Day, Pinhead and Lady Misery Simply Had Different Definitions of “Defilement,” and That’s Why She’s Leaving The Cenobite Order

I Still Believe Every Child Is Precious. Also It Will Take Us Years to Find the Kids We Stole At the Border

Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals

Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics

Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!

I Have Decided to Take the People-Swallowing Hellmouth At Its Word