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March 26, 2020As Bad As the COVID-19 Crisis Is Now, Life Will Eventually Go Back to Being Normal-Bad Again
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March 24, 2020We Cannot Let the Cure Be Worse Than The Problem So Let’s Let People Die
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March 19, 2020No President Before Trump Ever Responded More Boldly, Swiftly, and Decisively In the Face of Criticism
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March 16, 2020Is It Just Me, Or Does the Outer God Nyarlathotep Seem Ill-Equipped to Handle an Old-Fashioned Biblical Plague?
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March 13, 2020We Are the Federal Reserve, and We Plan to Drown the Coronavirus Crisis In So Much Money
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March 12, 2020I’m Sorry, But We Are Only Testing People for Anaphylactic Shock If They Have Recently Run Naked Into a Beehive
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March 6, 2020Vote for Dick in 2024!
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February 27, 2020Mike Pence’s Coronavirus Prevention Tips
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February 12, 2020The Department of Justice Desperately Seeks Prosecutors to Join Its Office In the District of Columbia
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February 5, 2020How to Transition from a Democracy to an Autocracy
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