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All posts tagged
shootings
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February 22, 2018I’m the Parkland P.R. Coach and I’m Worried My Crisis Actors Will Never Break Character
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August 22, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: James’s Father Reflects
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August 3, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Steve Saves Greg
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July 15, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Lexi Stops Herself
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July 5, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: I Go First
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June 24, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Christian and Collin Face the Gunman
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June 13, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Lauran Shuts Her Eyes
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May 27, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Amy Makes it Home, Part 2
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May 17, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Amy Watches Over, Part 1
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May 5, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Gina Comes Back
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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