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All posts tagged

social-distancing

April 2, 2020

Frasier and Niles Tell Their Dad to Stay Home

by JiJi Lee
March 31, 2020

Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends

by Jennie Egerdie
March 31, 2020

Your Guide to Social Distancing-Friendly Hiking Trails

by Todd Levin
March 30, 2020

Self-Isolation or Graduate School?

by Melissa J. Gismondi and Deborah Ostrovsky
March 25, 2020

I Am Glad We Ended Social Distancing So That Our Economy Can Thrive During All This Death

by Jeffrey Blum
March 24, 2020

We Cannot Let the Cure Be Worse Than The Problem So Let’s Let People Die

by Devorah Blachor
March 19, 2020

Franz Kafka’s MasterClass On Social Distancing

by Scott Stein

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June 14, 2022

My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

by Sarah Suksiri
June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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June 29, 2022

Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core

by McKayley Gourley
June 29, 2022

First Drafts of Classic Movie Quotes

by Louie Aronowitz and Patrick Coyne
June 29, 2022

We’re Sorry We Caused the Tampon Shortage

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis