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All posts tagged
social-distancing
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May 21, 2020Alfred Hitchcock Presents: “Leaving Your Home After Self-Isolating for Two Months”
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May 18, 2020The Complete Oral History of My Quarantine
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May 5, 2020Old and in the Way? Okay!
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April 29, 2020“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools
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April 20, 2020Grandpa, Is It Really True That Back in the 2010s You Would Have Unprotected Handshakes with Several People a Day?
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April 15, 2020Famous TV Shows’ Intros Adjusted for Social Distancing
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April 14, 2020Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing
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April 14, 2020Social Distancing Amongst the Liberal Elite
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April 13, 2020Naughty Post-Isolation Fantasies
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April 9, 2020Ten Ways to Remind People Your Boyfriend Is Six Feet Tall During a Pandemic
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide