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May 21, 2020Alfred Hitchcock Presents: “Leaving Your Home After Self-Isolating for Two Months”
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May 18, 2020The Complete Oral History of My Quarantine
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May 5, 2020Old and in the Way? Okay!
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April 29, 2020“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools
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April 20, 2020Grandpa, Is It Really True That Back in the 2010s You Would Have Unprotected Handshakes with Several People a Day?
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April 15, 2020Famous TV Shows’ Intros Adjusted for Social Distancing
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April 14, 2020Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing
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April 14, 2020Social Distancing Amongst the Liberal Elite
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April 13, 2020Naughty Post-Isolation Fantasies
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April 9, 2020Ten Ways to Remind People Your Boyfriend Is Six Feet Tall During a Pandemic
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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