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May 21, 2020Alfred Hitchcock Presents: “Leaving Your Home After Self-Isolating for Two Months”
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May 18, 2020The Complete Oral History of My Quarantine
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May 5, 2020Old and in the Way? Okay!
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April 29, 2020“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools
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April 20, 2020Grandpa, Is It Really True That Back in the 2010s You Would Have Unprotected Handshakes with Several People a Day?
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April 15, 2020Famous TV Shows’ Intros Adjusted for Social Distancing
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April 14, 2020Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing
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April 14, 2020Social Distancing Amongst the Liberal Elite
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April 13, 2020Naughty Post-Isolation Fantasies
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April 9, 2020Ten Ways to Remind People Your Boyfriend Is Six Feet Tall During a Pandemic
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