Plunging my hand into a steaming pile of chili fries

Quivering with pleasure during a TSA pat-down

Switching positions in a hot, sweaty yoga studio

Huffing a warm tobacco pipe candle at TJ Maxx

Caressing a handrailing in a crowded subway

Squeezing multiple avocados for ripeness at Stop & Shop

Gazing longingly at the back of a tall stranger’s head blocking my view at a concert

Vigorously scrolling through my phone in a public place

Doing shots of Costco samples

Meeting a stranger in a park and hearing them whisper, “Yes, you can pet my dog.”

Aching with anticipation for my turn to order at the coffee shop because the woman ahead of me can’t decide between almond and oat milk

Fondling anyone else’s doorknobs